Monday, October 20

Chuck Norris

Ok, so the ChaChaing was hilarious this morning as so many people wanted Chuck Norris jokes. I couldn't stop laughing. Here are some of my favorites.

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-Q: What’s 30 times Chuck Norris?
A: Oblivion.

-When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
-Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

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